Your saliva becomes the paci disinfectant.
The 3 second rule becomes the 3 minute rule.
Potty training takes four days instead of 4 months.
‘No’ actually means ‘No’.
‘Maybe’ means ‘Yes’.
‘Yes’ means ‘When I find the time’.
‘Eat this’ means ‘Now, or for breakfast’.
Any emergency can be handled with the odds and ends in your purse, like a Mom MacGyver.
Wipes have permanent home in your purse even with no one in diapers.
You’ve got a laundry system.
You can sing the tunes for Dora the Explorer, Blues Clues and Veggie Tales, and they are no longer irritating.
‘Go play outside’ means ‘I need a break’.
The doe eyes of a 3 year old no longer change your mind.
The cries of a baby/toddler are interpreted as forming the will.
At 3 am, you’ve nursed the baby, checked on a sick child, kissed the HH, but can’t remember any of it in the morning.
Mopping becomes a thing of the past considering the daily wiping of split drinks.
The whole house resembles an extra large toy bin.
You figure in hand-me-downs as a budget reducer.
When you know all the words to ‘Goodnight Bear’ without a glance to the pages.
You can simultaneously carry on three different conversations.
You wait for a cry before reacting to an incident.
Every ouchie doesn’t get a band-aid.
The children’s collection of shoes outnumbers yours.
You can nurse anywhere, and I mean ANY WHERE.
A manicure seems pointless yet necessary at the same time.
You know when to expect a poopie diaper.
You can smell that diaper from three rooms away.
Multitasking has taken on all new meaning.
Silence signifies impending doom.
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The 3 second rule becomes the 3 minute rule.
Potty training takes four days instead of 4 months.
‘No’ actually means ‘No’.
‘Maybe’ means ‘Yes’.
‘Yes’ means ‘When I find the time’.
‘Eat this’ means ‘Now, or for breakfast’.
Any emergency can be handled with the odds and ends in your purse, like a Mom MacGyver.
Wipes have permanent home in your purse even with no one in diapers.
You’ve got a laundry system.
You can sing the tunes for Dora the Explorer, Blues Clues and Veggie Tales, and they are no longer irritating.
‘Go play outside’ means ‘I need a break’.
The doe eyes of a 3 year old no longer change your mind.
The cries of a baby/toddler are interpreted as forming the will.
At 3 am, you’ve nursed the baby, checked on a sick child, kissed the HH, but can’t remember any of it in the morning.
Mopping becomes a thing of the past considering the daily wiping of split drinks.
The whole house resembles an extra large toy bin.
You figure in hand-me-downs as a budget reducer.
When you know all the words to ‘Goodnight Bear’ without a glance to the pages.
You can simultaneously carry on three different conversations.
You wait for a cry before reacting to an incident.
Every ouchie doesn’t get a band-aid.
The children’s collection of shoes outnumbers yours.
You can nurse anywhere, and I mean ANY WHERE.
A manicure seems pointless yet necessary at the same time.
You know when to expect a poopie diaper.
You can smell that diaper from three rooms away.
Multitasking has taken on all new meaning.
Silence signifies impending doom.
Have any to add? Leave a Comment!
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